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New to the online world? Have trouble understanding those little symbols embedded in the e-mail that you receive? Without the ability to communicate using facial expressions or tonal inflections, online people use keyboard symbols to convey what they mean. After a sentence, they place a symbol to convey the tone of their previous expression. These little keyboard symbols are called EMOTICONS (ee-MOTE-ee-kons) from the words emotion and icon. Online communication also has lots of Acronyms, groups of three and four capital letters that stand for some longer phrase. We have a lot of them below, so take the time to learn what your friends are really saying, and in what tone they mean it.
EMOTICONS
:-) | Smile face (humor intended) | |
(-: | User is left-handed | |
:-D | Big Smile | |
:-( | Sad face | |
;-) | Smiling and winking | |
:] | User is a robot | |
:[ | User is a frog (Emma ****, Pennsylvania) | |
:-))) | Laughing uncontrollably | |
:-@ | Shouting | |
8-) | User has binoculars | |
%-) | Star-struck ...or in love ...or walked into a telephone pole | |
:-? | Tongue licking good! | |
*:o) | User is a clown - (Ken Gresh, Pennsylvania) | |
:-7 | Stated with tongue in cheek | |
:-! | User is chewing pencil | |
:-* | User ate something sour | |
:-& | User is tongue-tied | |
:-\ | User is skeptical | |
~:-| | User is steamed - (Ken Gresh, Pennsylvania) | |
:-x | User attending formal dinner | |
:-P | Sticking Tongue Out - (Beth Lathe, Pennsylvania) | |
:~) | User's nose is running | |
:-O | Uh oh! - Forgive my big mouth | |
:-Q | (as above with tongue) | |
:-# | User has braces | |
<:-| | User is a dunce - (Ken Gresh, Pennsylvania) | |
=|:-> | Younger Brethren with Hat and beard | |
=|:->>> | Older Brethren with Hat and longer beard | |
$-) | User is rich | |
S-) | User pretends to be rich | |
$-$ | User is super rich | |
0:-) | User is an angel | |
o:-) | User Thinks he is an angel | |
:-{ | User has moustache | |
{: | User has toupee | |
}: | Toupee in high wind | |
[: | User wearing Walkman | |
3:-) | Cow impersonating a user | |
(:-:) | User is Siamese twin | |
:-| :-| :-| :-| | User experiencing “deja vu” |
ABBREVIATIONS
Onliners also like to abbreviate things since e-mail tends to be quick and to the point. For this reason, "ABB's" are often placed before a sentence to convey an expression or explain what is about to be written. There are also a few Abbs that appear after a sentence, in the same manner as Emoticons, plus a couple that just stand alone.
24-7-365 | 24 hours/day - 7 days/week - 365 days/year | |
AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact | |
ADN | Any Day Now | |
AFAIK | As Far As I Know | |
AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell | |
AFK | Away From Keyboard - (Jim W., Australia) | |
AIMSH | Am I Missing Something Here | |
AISB | As I Said Before | |
AKA | Also Known As | |
ALTM | At Least To Me | |
AMAP | As Much As Possible | |
AOBTD | Another One Bites The Dust | |
ASAP | As Soon As Possible | |
A/S/L | Age / Sex / Location | |
ATM | At The Moment | |
B/C | Because | |
B4N | Bye For Now | |
BB | Bye Bye | |
BIBLE | Basic Information Before Leaving Earth | |
BION | Believe It Or Not | |
BOT | Robot | |
BRB | Be Right Back | |
BTDT | Been There Done That | |
BTTD | Back To The Dorm | |
BTW | By The Way | |
OBTW | Oh, By The Way | |
BYOD | Bring Your Own Device (hand-held/mobile device) | |
CLM | Career Limiting Move | |
CUL8R | Se You Later | |
CYA | See Ya - (J. Fields, Missouri) | |
D/L | Download | |
DDAS | Don't Do Anything Stupid | |
DITWB | Dyed In The Wool Brethren | |
DIY | Do It Yourself | |
DMCA | Digital Millennium Copyright Act | |
F2F | Face To Face | |
FAFSA | Free Application For Student Aid | |
FAI | Frequently Argued Issue | |
FAT | Frequently Argued Topic | |
FAQS | Frequently Asked QuestionS | |
UFAQS | Unofficial Frequently Asked QuestionS | |
FFC | For Future Contemplation | |
FMTEYEWTK | Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know | |
FYE | For Your Enjoyment | |
FYI | For Your Information | |
FWIW | For What It's Worth | |
<G> | I'm grinning when I say this | |
<GRIN> | I'm "really" grinning when I say this! | |
G2G | Got to Go | |
GAL | Get A Life | |
GFD | Gone For the Day | |
GFE2E | Grinning From Ear to Ear | |
GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike | |
GMV | Got My Vote | |
GTG | Got To Go | |
GTTS | Got The T-Shirt | |
HHOJ | Ha Ha Only Joking | |
HNIC | Head Nurse In Charge | |
HIWTH | Hate It When That Happens | |
HS/D | Home Schooled | |
HTCYOHP | How To Create Your Own Home Page | |
HTH | Hope That Helps | |
HUD | Heads Up Display | |
IAC | In Any Case | |
IAE | In Any Event | |
IDGI | I Don't Get It | |
IDK | I Don't Know | |
IIRC | If I Remember Correctly | |
IKWUM | I Know What You Mean | |
IMO | In My Opinion | |
IMHO | In My Humble Opinion | |
IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion | |
JMO | Just My Opinion | |
JMHO | Just My Humble Opinion | |
IOT | In Order To | |
IOW | In Other Words | |
IRL | In Real Life | |
ISV | Independent Software Vendor | |
ISTM | It Seems To Me | |
ITIOC | In The Interest Of Consistency | |
IYD | In Your Dreams | |
IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean | |
JAPH | Just Another Perl Hacker | |
JFC | Just For Consistency | |
JIC | Just In Case | |
JK | Just Kidding | |
JMT | Just My Thoughts | |
KOTC | Kiss On The Cheek | |
KWIM | Know What I Mean | |
LMK | Let Me Know | |
LOL | Lot's Of Laughs | |
LOL | Lot's Of Luck | |
LOL | Laughing Out Loud | |
LOTF | Laughing On The Floor | |
MMSFPMIA | Many, many smile faces: Pardon me in advance - (Natalie B�ke, Germany) | |
M$ | Microsoft | |
MTBF | Mean Time Between Failures | |
MTBOI | Make The Best Of It | |
MTO | Made To Order | |
MSRP | Manufacturers Suggested Retail Price | |
M2CW | My Two Cents Worth | |
MTCW | My Two Cents Worth | |
NBIF | No Basis In Fact | |
NIMBY | Not In My Backyard | |
NLT | No Later Than | |
NSIT | New Sheriff In Town | |
OBTW | Oh, By The Way | |
OIC | Oh, I See | |
OITM | Only In The Movies | |
OTOH | On The Other Hand | |
OOTC | Obligatory On-Topic Content | |
PLS | Please | |
PMFBI | Pardon Me For Butting In | |
PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In | |
PMFSI | Pardon Me For Saying It | |
POD | Plain Old Documentation | |
POV | Point of View | |
MPOV | My Point of View | |
TGHPOV | The Generally Held Point of View | |
ROFL | Rolling on Floor Laughing - (Beth Lathe, Pennsylvania) | |
ROFLMHO | Rolling on Floor Laughing My Head Off - Corey Miller, Pennsylvania) | |
ROI | Release Of Information | |
ROI | Return On Investment | |
ROI | Republic Of Ireland | |
RTFP | Read The Fine Print | |
RTM | Read The Manual | |
RTFOM | Read The Friendly Offline Manual | |
RTSM | Read The Stupid Manual | |
SAHD | Stay At Home Dad | |
SAHM | Stay At Home Mother | |
SASE | Self Addressed Stamped Envelope | |
SBW | Saving Band-Width | |
SFIO | Smiling From Inside Out - (Heather Phillips, Pennsylvania) | |
SIG | Special Interest Group - (Heather Phillips, Pennsylvania) | |
SITD | Still In The Dark | |
SNAFU | System Normal All Fixed Up | |
SOS | Same Old Stuff | |
SPAM | Sales Promotional AdvertiseMent | |
SPILL | Slow Poke In the Left Lane | |
SSP | Shameless Self-Promotion | |
STM | Sacrae Theologiae Magister (Master of Sacred Theology) | |
STTA | Something To Think About | |
STNS | Small Town No Sheriff (anything goes) | |
STWFTC | Sorting The Wheat From The Chaff | |
SWC | Sorting (the) Wheat (from the) Chaff | |
TDJWH | This Dog Just Won't Hunt | |
TFN | Till Further Notice | |
TIA | Thanks In Advance | |
TMK | To My Knowledge | |
TMTOWTDI | There's More Than One Way To Do It | |
TTFN | Ta Ta For Now | |
TTUL | Talk To yoU Later - (W. Fields, Missouri) | |
TTWH | Thought That Would Happen | |
TY | Thank You | |
XM | eXcuse Me | |
WDDITW | We don't do it that way | |
WDYE | What Did You Expect | |
WIT | Whatever It Takes | |
W/ | With | |
W/O | Without | |
WOB | Waste Of Bandwidth | |
WOM | Wisdom Of the Moment | |
WRT | With Regard To | |
WSY | We'll See Ya | |
WTG | Way To Go | |
WYJKI | Wouldn't Ya Just Know It | |
WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get (wizzy-wig) | |
WYSISTWYG | What You See Is Similar To What You Get (wissy-tig) | |
WWJD | What Would Jesus Do | |
YAET | Yet Another English Translation (of the Bible) | |
YBIC | Your Brother In Christ | |
YSIC | Your Sister In Christ | |
YHBT | You Have Been Trolled | |
YIKTIAHHTRL | Yes, I know this is a huge, hard to read list | |
YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary | |
YO | Years Old | |
YOYO | You're On Your Own |
NETIQUETTE
( "INTERNET"+ "ETIQUETTE" )Communication is the desirable exchange of thoughts and ideas between individuals. But when these exchanges become undesirable, communication does not take place because the recipient turns off their desire to understand. These instances may arise from something as negligible as grammar or as acute as vulgarity. In order for reasonable people to expect their views to be desirable, many onliners try to maintain a standard for exchange called Netiquette.
CAPITALS LETTERS - MEAN THAT YOU ARE SHOUTING and it really turns some people offIn 1993, Michael Hiltzik, a highly regarded foreign correspondent in the Moscow bureau of the Los Angeles Times, was caught reading his coworkers' email. His colleagues became suspicious when system records showed that someone had logged in to check their email at times when they knew they hadn't been near the computer. So they set up a sting operation. They planted false information in messages from another one of the paper's foreign bureaus. Hiltzik read the notes and later asked colleagues about the false information. Bingo! As a disciplinary measure, he was immediately reassigned to another position at the paper's Los Angeles bureau
Moral: Failing to respect other people's privacy is not just bad Netiquette -it could potentially cost you your job
SIGNATURE DOODLES
Some people just like to doodle and create nifty, personalized signatures at the end of their message. Here are a few of the more noteworthy ones that we have encountered.
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UPDATES
Expressions and paradigms are constantly changing because people want to use new and more flavorful language in everyday online communication, especially in our fast paced technological world. If you just picked up another acronym in a newsgroup or list server, please send it to us.
“Let no corrupt communication proceed out of thy mouth,
but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.”
Ephesians 4:29